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A guy has a talking dog so he takes him to a talent scout.

'O.K, let's hear him say something' says the scout.

'What have I got on the top of my house?' asks its owner, and the dog barks 'Rooof'

'That's terrible' says the scout. 'All dogs go 'rooof'. 'Alright' says the owner,

'What does sandpaper feel like?' The dog barks 'Rough'.

The scout is not at all impressed.

'Right' says the owner, 'Who is the main female character in the sit-com 'Rising Damp' 'Ruth' barks the dog

At this point the talent scout ushers them out of his office.

When they're outside the dog says to its master,



'Maybe I should have said Frances de la tour.

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