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A woman sitting in an Adelaide Bar suddenly started to cough

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.

Two Locals, Kenzie and Brian, sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" Asked Kenzie.

The woman signalled "No!" Desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" Asked Brian.

The Woman shook her head no!!!

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down her bum.

This shocked the Woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration,

 

"Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody hind lick manoeuvre, but that's the first time I've ever seen someone do it"

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